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bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via armadillo)

do you ever like a fictional character so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson, via stitchzmile)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via pizza)

hate:

i dont ever want to get older than 25

(via humorking)

radjew:

do any of you even know my name

(via humorking)